I’m not great at putting my thoughts down onto paper, or in this case a tumblr blog, and present technology doesn’t afford me a pensieve like Dumbledore’s, so bear with me. Oh yeah, and I am entertaining the possibility of a mild concussion. That ain’t helpin’.
I’ve realized more and more over the course of the past few weeks that I am impulsive and stubborn as hell. This has fortunately resulted in mostly laughs and long-term memory bank-worthy storage space in my brain, with the occasional bruising, bronchitis, loss of weight, blisters, and lightening of the wallet. I dislike and like this impulsive side of me; at times I feel like it is something that makes me who I am. You know, the part of me that makes people go, “What the fck? Is that kid on drugs?” I don’t particularly mind being called odd, weird, or my favorite, abnormal. Simultaneously, I can’t help but confuse everyone, especially myself. I feel like I am too much, similar to a huge flank of steak - delicious at first, but by the tenth bite, that intense feeling is gone and is replaced with a tired jaw and full stomach. High up on my list of things-that-grinds-nghiem’s-gears is boredom and normalcy. I’m not a fan of being bored, boring, or normal, so why not make life a little interesting. I can’t listen to music without singing along and dancing, and I can’t help but shake my a$$ to strangers. Inside everyone there is a wild thing, right?
I am so udderly tired right now that I can barely moove, not to mention write more so I have to cut this blog prematurely (that’s what she said). Dang, that joke sucked, but hey it’s 3 in the morning.
Here is my list of things-that-nghiem-thinks-are-necessary-for-happiness.
1. Updated underwear, meaning ones that aren’t more than 5 years old or have been so used that they’ve attained transparent qualities.
2. Friends who say yes (life is so much more fun when you are surrounded by people who are down to just do whatever).
3. A pair of basketball shoes (my feet hate me).
4. Bedsheet tucking skills because there aren’t many things more annoying than sheets that shift like tectonic plates.
5. Dual monitors (maximum productivity, check. nerd status, check)
6. Eyedrops. They make your eyes juicy. That’s a good thing. Oh, and they remedy eye ulcers. Score!
7. Sleeping naked. I’m a nevernude by day, alwaysnude by night.
8. Febreeze, for the times when your friend opens your refrigerator, which is rank from the rancid pudding and meats from three months ago.
9. Fangirldom, preferably to a talented musician (GTFO HANNAH).
10. Aides because they are so helpful, i.e. laundry, homework, jamming.
11. Ability to snap, and/or whistle. If you can’t do either…/quit.
12. Laptop. You can’t bring a desktop to your bed.
13. Pair of pants that you love. Not like, LOVE.
14. Appreciation for food. Gosh I love food. On the same note, you have to have a foodbuddy.
15. YOUTHFUL VIGOR.
Off to the heysatan. Peace.
P.S. LYMELIFE TOMORROW/TODAY! Expect a review of some sort tomorrow. Word.
